Ophelia Talks Back

Based on Margaret Tattoos Gertrude Talks Back Why yes I do believe I am fair, and I dont need you to confirm it. Honey you were neer invited to my wedding. God has given me one face, and I can do whatever the hell I please with it, thank you very much. Frankly you could do with a little heavy foundation and a wig yourself it might Just conceal the premature balding and all the frown lines youve accumulated from moping. You looked like a tired old man some days. It totally screwed me over.Get thee to a friary. Clearly youre the one lacking in morals. I know you were cut about losing your dad, moreover there was no excuse to go stab mine. You careless little bastard. To be or not to be Oops, ha, I Just killed Polonium. I petition thy pardon. You may not lay your disheveled, deluded head in my lap. I dont want the grease stains from whats left of the hair on your head on my dress. Creep. And Ive got more thoughts fictionalization between my legs than you were ever able to resolve an d brood over in your lifetime.You were terrible in bed. Ive got more resolve, you see. Yes, I did kill myself seeing as you werent proviso on taking your last bow any time soon. Alas my attempt to escape from you and your contemptible sex failed when you and Alerter dived into my grave and started wrestling each separate proving no peace even in death. Men. And now youre claiming forty thousand brothers could not match your love for me. A far cry from Act 3. Well, Hamlet. Id put make up your mind, but Its already a little late for that.